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beeevaa:

Finally realized who Healy reminded me of.

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i-love-mmfd:

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

Rebbloging this again.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

posted 6 hours ago with 647,816 notes
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cocaineshorty:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

oh my god

posted 6 hours ago with 90,700 notes
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tastefullyoffensive:

Life and Donuts by Pablo Stanley

i really needed to read this right now

posted 7 hours ago with 105,718 notes
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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

posted 7 hours ago with 63,645 notes
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(Source: roobbstark)

posted 7 hours ago with 56,284 notes
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pullet:

IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!

I WANNA GO TO A DOG BAR

posted 7 hours ago with 63,568 notes
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sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

(Source: holmesno)

posted 8 hours ago with 63,515 notes
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i-cant-believe-its-no-homo:

This video defined my childhood

(Source: justintimberblake)